How do I get Ozz to hire me?

OzzysWhoreOzzysWhore Posts: 105
edited August 2010 in Ozzy discussion
For several years I have been trying to get Ozz to hire me as his house keeper. I've sent numerous resumes to his fan mail address, but never to his house address (being afraid of pissing him off). I have even offered to work for free for him. I’ve even offered to pay him rent to stay with, work as his house keeper, and work for free. Every time I write… All I ever get is photograph or no response at all. All I want is some advice, tips, something on how to get my foot in the door with getting Ozz to hire me?
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  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    ok....are the osbournes looking for somebody to hire?
  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    ok....are the osbournes looking for somebody to hire?
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    im no use in this matter,alls i could suggest would be stalkerish lol
    but good luck with your efforts,i hope you do well

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • lennonsdaughterlennonsdaughter Posts: 1,135
    Maybe Ozzy thinks it's a bit weird that you want to work for him for free just to be around him. Think about it and respect his privacy.
  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    ummm also following up from the last two comments...Looking at this from the osbournes perspective....It does look a tad strange that you are wanting to work for them for free, I am in no way implying that you are a dishonest peorson but they don't know that, there is personal sercurity to consider one again just to reiterate i am in no way implying that you are a bad person. Plus maybe Ozzy and Sharon are not needing anymore housekeepers at the moment...
  • ScapegoatScapegoat Posts: 1,557
    Maybe paint yourself up like a fence post and plant yourself in the back yard may work, or perhaps not! lol

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    Peace

    Scape

    Ozzy:"I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane." (Ozzy Osbourne, Guitar World Issue 37, 2000)
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    wow a fence post cool idea lol or maybe glue parts of a christmass tree to yourself and some presents for the osbournes and sneak in under the cover of christmass,,everybody should be happy in that time of year, so you shouldnt get shot if found out lol

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    hey ozzy's whore if your still really keen on getting inside ozzy's house ,,maybe get a really big box,put a nappy on ,place it at the front door,have a note written saying youve been abandoned and just maybe they might adopt you ,,,,,,lol

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    ...Ozz would prob say
    "OH F**K OFF!"
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    well ozmanfan do you have any suggestions for ozzy'swhore,,,lol

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    Hmm maybe if OzzysWhore were to go outside the osbournes house with cleaning supplies and a guitar and just start singing
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    hey the singing cleaner..cooooooolllll lol

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • lennonsdaughterlennonsdaughter Posts: 1,135
    "I'm just a cleaner, I clean my life away"

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.
    You guys are too funny.
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    lol thats funny--hey lennons daughter how would you get inside the osbournes house

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lennonsdaughter that was a REALLY good one XD come back to this thread more often you are awesome!!!!
    and also (sorry about stealing your question Gimpnoid but how would you get into the osbournes house?)
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    yes lennons daugther how would you get into the osbournes house---
    no probs ozzmanfan --im hoping lennons daughter will come back to this thread,,shes funny,,oh and ozzmanfan you be cracking me up too--im enjoying this..im still laughing hard cant think of anything funny at mome--hey but i'll be back lol ha ha ha ha

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • The OzzmanfanThe Ozzmanfan Posts: 56
    hahaha this is my favourite thread on the fourum at the moment
  • gimpnoidgimpnoid Posts: 9,142
    yeah im with you on that...hey i was thinking when ozzy throws another party,we could sneak in then...i'll be the clown,,what are you up for..or did i pick the best one again lol

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    gimpnoid
    http://www.metalofoz.com/
  • cecilkycecilky Posts: 556

    u Guys are FUNNNYYYYY1!!! What about sealing yourself in envelope and psting yourself to Ozzy as a bill from Internal revenue office ....LOL
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    cecilky
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